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ocPortal has been relaunched as Composr CMS, which is now in beta. ocPortal 9 will be superseded by Composr 10.

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You're a guest? Then this is for you.

Yes, guests are special …
You're a guest? Then this is for you.

Hey that must be something, to be guest, isn't it? Its like having a ticket for the movie and stay in the loby, listening to the sound and imagine how the movie looks like. Ok one can go in, even leave a note on a seat, but nobody says, Hé you see, there is …., nice guy, nope thats not going to happen. Guest sneak in to the messages and starting to read and think I don't see them, but thats not true: All the time I'm in the loby I watch them, aha, did you see, one guest just leave, number 32 goes, there are now 31 guest in. I know them all by name: Yep, there goes guest, and there is guest and wait wait, number 32 is comming back, you see? 32 guests say the loby visitor counter.

Some guest goes and think, theres notthing for me here, but how on earth could we know what dissepointed you if you don't dare to tell? You make us to a gamble machine, "Guest 13 will have some ensurance that he's safe in his ocPortal site, specialy on fridays." How on earth should we know that question for an option as we are no mindreaders? I think guest don't know we have a special free commercial for there name if they register, yep its true: "Our newest member is "Yourname", must be exiting, unless you real name is "guest" ofcourse.

So, now another member comesin, no no, not a guest, its a honered one, yep its him, the guy with brains, but we have even some with the glory sign on there head, think about it, here, here a mirror, think about its you with an lightning cirkel on your head, wauw thats something, then you could….. oops, I almost forgot: You're guests, well its a pitty, I'm going to read up to ease my site building, but first coffee….

21-7-1955 - 24-10-2011 I hope she rest in peace and I hope to see you soon.  Puran
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I love this!


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